I AM YOUR WIFE! (eckerlilas) wrote,
I AM YOUR WIFE!
eckerlilas

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So busy at work

But somehow I manage to do this.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July bunney and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for inell (10 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole skoosiepants's purse (30 points). In June I helped onion_layers see the light (8 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, tamlane (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4941 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
eckerlilas

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Too funny.

BTW tamlane I would never do that! I ♥ you! But I might steal your purse skoosiepants if your hiding something cool in it. And I would definitely buy porn for you inell
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