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14 December 2005 @ 10:52 am
So busy at work  
But somehow I manage to do this.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July bunney and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for inell (10 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole skoosiepants's purse (30 points). In June I helped onion_layers see the light (8 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, tamlane (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4941 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
eckerlilas

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Too funny.

BTW tamlane I would never do that! I ♥ you! But I might steal your purse skoosiepants if your hiding something cool in it. And I would definitely buy porn for you inell
 
 
Current Mood: busybusy busy girl
Current Music: the pounding of my stupid stupid head
 
 
 
master of karate and friendship: pie.  serious businessskoosiepants on December 14th, 2005 06:38 pm (UTC)
*clutches purse and eyes you*
I AM  YOUR WIFE!eckerlilas on December 14th, 2005 06:58 pm (UTC)
Oh come on! Share what ya got there! I would let you steal my purse! *grins*

I keep Seamus in my purse, so you might wanna take me up on that!
master of karate and friendship: theodore nottskoosiepants on December 15th, 2005 01:53 pm (UTC)
*ponders stealing Seamus to go with my pocket-sized Theo*
I AM  YOUR WIFE!eckerlilas on December 15th, 2005 02:04 pm (UTC)
Can we share? I'll let you have them BOTH during the week if I can have them on the weekends and for a month in the summer. Deal? *giggles*
Tam: Corfu Medusatamlane on December 14th, 2005 08:03 pm (UTC)
Hahaha. Genocide. Wait a minute. Does that mean I am now officially an entire ethnic group unto myself? Hahaha.
I AM  YOUR WIFE!eckerlilas on December 14th, 2005 08:25 pm (UTC)
Apparently so. Strange, isn't it. Sorry about the murder/death/kill John Spartan.

And I was really hoping I would get the spanking and not the lump of coal. But you do notice that I am naughty, not nice. Go figure.

And apparently I am helping inell with her porn habit. Yay me!
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I AM  YOUR WIFE!eckerlilas on December 15th, 2005 04:49 am (UTC)
Me too girl! Me too!
zaralya on December 15th, 2005 08:07 am (UTC)
Naughty girl! *shakes head sadly* You've killed the lovely Tam!
I AM  YOUR WIFE!eckerlilas on December 15th, 2005 02:05 pm (UTC)
Yes, but I revived her with mouth-to-mouth and she is currently doing just dandy! She woke up and snogged me senseless though! That vixen.
zaralya on December 15th, 2005 07:11 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Why am I not surprised. Vixen indeed. :D